Dad Jokes To Embarrass Your Kids.

Dad Jokes To Embarrass Your Kids.

What could possibly bring dads some joy more than embarrassing their kids. Absolutely nothing. Trust us.

So, get your notebook ready and think of the next kid's birthday party or family gathering to pull out these dad jokes. 100% embarrassment guaranteed.


Let's Start.

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!

3. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

5. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

6. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!

7. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

10. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!

Did you try it?

How did it go? Got kicked out of the party yet? Ignore them, they don't know how appreciate some quality humor.

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